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When all is said and done there is nothing left to say or do.
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Today is as good as it gets, and our tomorrows won't be any better
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I want to be like Mommy!

Be sure to check your child's homework BEFORE they take it to school.

Note received from teacher:
We realize many face difficulties during this economic downturn but we must ask you to refrain from sharing exactly what you must do to make ends meet. Attached please find the Jane's drawing of her Mommy at work. We find it inappropriate for sharing on the bulletin board at school.

Reply note sent to teacher:

Thank you for your concern but please be informed that the drawing is a picture of me selling a shovel at Home Depot not of me doing a pole dance at an adult entertainment club.

Adult novelties robbery

Adult novelties taken from home's basement  You

A 36-year-old Braselton woman reported to Jackson County sheriff's deputies that someone broke into the basement of her Johnson Drive home and stole a compound bow worth $200, a PlayStation 3 worth nearly $400 and a suitcase of sex toys, valued at $110, according to a deputy's report.

VIA

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.~ John Lennon
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