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Why the internet goes bad from time to time

Behind the wall unit where the TV, DVD, VCR, cable box, Xbox 360, phone, and everything else is. And all the power connects together ending up in a single lead to the wall outlet.

My computer, TV, electronics is very similar back here in the den.

This photo is the simple one from a massive collection of cabling confusion photos of building runs, internet server rooms and more at the following link. Now you know why your favorite site goes down sometimes and it seems like forever before they find the problem. Some one has to find the loose wire.

Oh, here is the link and even if you have broadband the page has been slow loading all day.


http://www.geekabout.com/2008-02-19-479/40-most-disastrous-cable-messes.html

Steroid use in school used to be a rare thing

Every once in a while there would be one that aroused suspicion.
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Sunday night after the Super Bowl

Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence

Not to be outdone by the drug dealer hiding crack in his crack (see previous post) some middle school boys in Camden, TN found themselves in trouble too.
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VillageSoup/Knox County Times Senior Reporter Holly S. Anderson
CAMDEN (Feb 1): The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through the anus." And while it's a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.

Much more follow the LINK

Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks

HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) -- Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.

Pierre Lynch, 20, of Washington, D.C., was searched after he went to a home on Charles Street Thursday night.

Lynch was charged with possession with the intent to distribute crack cocaine, possession of crack cocaine, possession of drug paraphernalia, obstructing and hindering and making a false statement to police officers.

(Oh man! You can't make up stuff like this! No information was given as to what made them decide to search Mr Lynch's buttocks or who is handling the evidence. What was the probable cause to enter the body cavity in search of contraband? Was there a need to confiscate the illegal substance from where it was hidden promptly before it could be destroyed? From mug shot below the suspect does not seem too happy about it all.)

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View Sunday's Super Bowl TV commercial now

This is an old joke between deaf people and Pepsi made this their Super Bowl Commercial.

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.~ John Lennon
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