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Santorum Won In Mississippi

Disregard the laugh track. This is a genuine interview of voters and their responses the day before the vote.

Women's Rights

What's In Your Ground Beef?

70 Percent of Ground Beef at Supermarkets Contains ‘Pink Slime

The “pink slime” is made by gathering waste trimmings, simmering them at low heat so the fat separates easily from the muscle, and spinning the trimmings using a centrifuge to complete the separation. Next, the mixture is sent through pipes where it is sprayed with ammonia gas to kill bacteria. The process is completed by packaging the meat into bricks. Then, it is frozen and shipped to grocery stores and meat packers, where it is added to most ground beef.
The “pink slime” does not have to appear on the label because, over objections of its own scientists, USDA officials with links to the beef industry labeled it meat.


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2nd Amendment Gives Right To Be Stupid

Gas Prices Explained 2012 vs 2008

How the responsibility for the price of gasoline different now here in 2012 than what it was in 2008?

Let FOX "news" explain in the following two clips.

First up is a collection of clips showing their reasoning for the high cost in 2008 and below that is a collection of clips showing the fabulous FOX minds at work explaining the high cost in 2012.

No need to watch each all the way through...just watch a couple minutes here and there and your'll easily see their objective.

Which all reminds me of something someone said, "If I had to choose between being a heart or a mind I would choose being a heart.  At least I would have something to do."


Laundry Tag: ‘Give It to Your Woman, It’s Her Job’

Laundry Tag: ‘Machine Wash Warm’ or ‘Give It to Your Woman, It’s Her Job’

Emma Barnett, digital media editor for the Daily Telegraph, found these care instructions in her boyfriend's "new trousers" and shared the message in the world on Twitter. 
Later she tweeted the brand name was 'Madhouse'- kinda explain it doesn't it
UPDATE below
MORE: The beige pair of chinos in question were purchased in London at Madhouse’s flagship Oxford Street store last month.


The incident shows the power of Twitter to embarrass companies which make such gaffes. Last year, Topman was forced to apologise and remove a range of t-shirts from shelves after Twitter users said they were sexist.


One t-shirt said: “Nice new girlfriend – what breed is she?”


Vanessa Truskey, a publicity executive, commenting on the Madhouse trouser label, tweeted: “Lately I can't tell which decade I'm living in. What brand are those trousers?! I can only assume that's a joke.”


Another tweeter, Julia Hines, the chair of charity Age UK in Barnett, London, agreed, writing: “That is extraordinary! Name and shame the brand (presumably shopping is also women's work).”


However, certain Twitter users thought the ‘advice’ was light-hearted and funny.


Paul Reeves, from Surbiton, tweeted: “I literally cannot see why people are so upset by a bit of humour in some trousers.”


Madhouse did not respond to requests for comment.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/9124643/Sexist-trousers-spark-Twitter-row.html 
Related to rush Limbaugh?

18 Laws Plus Urinal Use Pattern

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal – and someone always answers.

6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath/Toilet- When the body is fully immersed in water/seated on the throne, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are doing something you don't want to be known as doing or you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!! And the opposite too!

10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Law of the Concerts and Sports Events - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy’s Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.

16. Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

17. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!

18. Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, OR the store will stop selling it!!

And
Urinal Use Pattern
Crapper's Law of Male Urinals - No male shall use an adjacent urinal even if there are fifty men waiting that haven't gone during a three hour concert
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.~ John Lennon
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