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The old dude, the girl and the exploding pickup truck

Genuine true story relayed to me by the wife of the old dude in the story.


Pretty young thing bursts into the local Autozone parts store screaming, "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MY TRUCK! THERE'S A HISSING NOISE AND IT'S SMOKY!!!! HELP! OMG, MY TRUCK'S ABOUT TO BLOW UP OR SOMETHING!"

Old dude behind the counter says, "Calm down, let's go take a look see."

Young thing with cute little butt fumbles for awhile with the key and finally gets the door unlocked and open.

Old dude parts store guy reaches into the cab, tilts the driver's seat back forward and says "HERE'S THE PROBLEM!" He picks up a can of air freshener from behind the seat.

She had placed her purchases from a store behind the seat and pushed the seat back into place which in turn squeezed the top of the can of air freshener knocking its cap off and pushing the button in releasing a steady stream of Glade linen fresh fragrance into the cab of the truck causing pretty young thing to believe her truck was going to explode.

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