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News headlines gone wrong


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!



Miners Refuse to Work after Death!
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!



Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!



War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!



Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!



Enfield, London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!



Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean they make red duct tape?


Man Struck By lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?



Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what they get for serving beans!



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they are tall!


And....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.~ John Lennon
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