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Lady With 24+inch Fingernails Explains How She Wipes Her Butt

An episode of My Strange Addiction featured Jazz, a woman who has been growing out her 24-inch nails for 22 years. They’re so gnarled and curly that they make some everyday tasks, like tying her shoes, impossible for her.

Go to HERE to view a video interview with her where it shows how she is able to do some things like at the end she explains how she wipes her butt.

One of her expenses is $250 per nail every week to get her nails done at a nail salon. Hmmm, that would be 10 x 250 = $2,500.00 per week. If I were her husband there would be some nail breaking for sure.

If you have a lot of RAM go HERE to see a huge list of GIF clips of her with her nails (or children as she calls them) along with more from the person that interviewed her.

And then there is this most recent fingernail photo that present so many more questions:

World's Most Obese Woman

Donna Simpson (born 1967) is an American woman who has expressed a desire to become one of the world's heaviest women. She wishes to attain a target weight of 1,000 pounds (450 kg). As of June 2010, Simpson weighed 602 pounds (43.0 st), down from her weight of 630 pounds (45 st) in 2008.[1] Simpson maintains a website where fans pay to watch her eat. In 2010, she won the Guinness World Records for the "Heaviest woman to give birth".

In late 2010, Simpson ate a 30,000 calorie Christmas dinner consisting of "two 11kg (25lb) turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 6.8kg (15lbs) of potatoes - 4.5kg (10lbs) roast, 2.3kg (5lbs) mashed, five loaves of bread, 2.3kg of herb stuffing, three litres of gravy, three litres of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 9kg (20lbs) of vegetables", and the dessert consisted of "a 'salad' made of marshmallow, cream cheese, whipped cream and cookies." The dinner reportedly took Simpson two hours to consume.

During her drive to obtain the record as the world's Most Obese Woman she said she would not be able to do it without the help of her 4-year-old daughter, who shops with her, helps her prepare food, and feeds her so that she can pile on additional pounds.

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Puzzling Photo

I can't really figure out what's going on in this photo.  There is the obvious man in the foreground with the extremely hairy body but then...look at his footwear.  Are those ski boots?  What is that for socks?  Or is that  leg wrapping? 

The weather appears to be very hot.

Next there is the young man on the right, with a drink in his hand and a Miller beer can on the table, wearing ski goggles?

Then there is the young woman in the middle of the picture, way in the back wearing a blue shirt and on her forehead is what also looks like ski goggles.

And in the background are two snow track vehicles with scoops on the front.

Puzzling.

Teen Get Explosive Idea To Make Big Fireworks

Teen gets a brilliant idea - take a bunch of little fireworks and grind them up to make even  bigger fireworks.

Got that?  Teen + bright idea = A sort of "Hey! Watch this!"  Darwin award coming up.

The police say 19-year-old Sean Michael Ogden of Durango, Colorado put a number of small fireworks into a coffee grinder so he could turn them into larger fireworks.

The blast shook the house of a fire inspector who lives about a quarter-mile away.

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20 Things Learned about Education from Reading Online Blog Posts

Within the last six months, teachers have been vilified by politicians, media, and the general population. Specifically, public school teachers have been blamed for current economic conditions due to their “lavish” pay and benefit package and have been told they are the primary reason for a lack of student achievement on standardized tests. These are the beliefs that have help contributed to the decrease of educational funding of many school districts in a number of states. The following is a list of 20 themes that have been repeatedly emphasized by members of the general public on online blog posts of one Midwestern community newspaper. These are not the attitudes or beliefs of this author.

1. Teaching is one of the most lucrative professions. In fact, it is so lucrative that everyone is jealous and angry about exactly how much teachers make and how good are their benefits.

2. Teachers only go into education for the salary and benefits.

3. All teachers retire at the age of 55

4. Teachers really do not like children. Teachers only think of the needs of themselves and other teachers. “It is not for the children.”

5. Teaching is only a part-time job. Somehow there is a “teaching fairy” that writes lesson plans, grades papers, writes IEPs, makes phone calls to parents at night about their children, works on committees, and attends almost every function of their school at night on their own time.

6. Teaching is the cushiest job in the world. Teachers sit at their desk all day, drink coffee, write blog posts online to the local newspaper, and hand out worksheets that magically appear on their desk each morning.

7. While teachers only work 180 days a year, they also receive payment for the rest of the work days of the year just like vacation pay.

8. Teachers personally are stealing from society by being compensated for their time, expertise, and work products. In the private sector this is referred to as a wage.

9. Teachers are personally accountable for what students learn in their class to each taxpaying citizen. Each taxpayer is the boss of their child’s teacher.

10. Teachers are “owned” by the taxpayers.

11. Teacher should receive no pay but rather volunteer their services to educate other people’s children because they love children. This also helps parents in the community by providing free childcare services while they work in the “real world”.

12. While teachers also pay federal, state, and local taxes-they are not considered to be taxpayers like the rest of the general population.

13. All teachers are” thugs”.

14. All teachers belong to unions whose primary goal is to decimate the US into a country with no moral fiber.

15. Having any liberal tendencies is a very bad, bad thing. There is even a special place in hell for people who claim membership to the Democratic Party.

16. All teachers are liberals and democrats.

17. The primary job of teachers is to brainwash children of today with liberal thinking.

18. All that is wrong with today’s youth is because of bad teachers. Parents do not bear any responsibility for the behaviors or actions of their children.

19. People really do not need the majority of stuff that is taught in school, especially math. (It is amazing to see a person adamantly argue that in the last 30 years that they have not used one skill that was taught in a math class.)

20. Being able to stand in front of 30 children teach six or more subjects a day while maintaining order and creating an environment conducive to learning takes no skill or formal preparation. Anyone off the street can be a teacher.

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Woman Faces Jail For Planting Veggy Garden

OAK PARK, Mich. (WJBK) - "The price of organic food is kind of through the roof," said Julie Bass.

So, why not grow your own? However, Bass' garden is a little unique because it's in her front yard.

"We thought it'd be really cool to do it so the neighbors could see. The kids love it. The kids from the neighborhood all come and help," she said.

Bass' cool garden has landed her in hot water with the City of Oak Park. Code enforcement gave her a warning, then a ticket and now she's been charged with a misdemeanor.

"I think it's sad that the City of Oak Park that's already strapped for cash is paying a lot of money to have a prosecutor bothering us," Bass told FOX 2's Alexis Wiley.

"That's not what we want to see in a front yard," said Oak Park City Planner Kevin Rulkowski.

*UPDATE 07/14/11  The city changed its mind and decided to not charge Julie Bass for having a garden in her front yard.  Instead they are now charging her for having two unlicensed dogs.

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