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Company Picnic Memo

Memorandum

To: All Company Employees
Re: Company Picnic

We are glad we had a great employee turnout for the first, and last, company picnic.

While everyone seemed to enjoy themselves our group did not exactly portray the public image we wish to convey.

Additionally we are now seeking candidates for the position of "Executive Secretary".


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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.~ John Lennon

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