To: All Company Employees
Re: Company Picnic
We are glad we had a great employee turnout for the first, and last, company picnic.
While everyone seemed to enjoy themselves our group did not exactly portray the public image we wish to convey.
Additionally we are now seeking candidates for the position of "Executive Secretary".
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