The odds of my winning the lottery are better than that of picking out a decent watermellon.
Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered :
1 - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2 - I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
3 - Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
4 - Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
5 - All reports are in; life is officially unfair.
6 - If all is not lost, where is it?
7 - It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8 - Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
9 - I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
10 - Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11 - It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
12 - The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
13 - If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
14 - When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
15 - It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.
16 - These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
"America is built on freedoms - of speech, religion, press, assembly, AK-47s and your face."---Mike Strobel
When all is said and done there is nothing left to say or do.
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.....................Today is as good as it gets, and our tomorrows won't be any better
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"The trouble with Republicans is that when they get into trouble they start acting like cannibals"-Richard Nixon
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