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The Callipygian Cleft

In a forum I sometimes read the words callipygian cleft came up, although it was mispelled as 'callipigian'.  That is hardly a word you see let alone hear even rarely.  It is a wonder it is not heard at every turn considering everything you hear these days.

Definition:
callipygian: pertaining to or having finely developed buttocks

I remember a 'song' just a few short years ago that had frequent reference to "Big 'Ol Butts" all through a video of a seemingly endless stream of young females flourishing their callipygian anatomy.

The people 'singing' that 'song' may believe they were the first to proclaim their admiration of callipygian clefts but they are "Johnny-come-lately" on the scene. Below you will find the lyrics of a song about admiring one Vikki Dougan's callipygian cleft. I also have included a photo of her callipygian cleft and a link to a web site about the authors of the song recorded by The Limeliters way back in the fifties history.


 
Vikki turn your back on me
Come on darlin' just for me
'Cause there is something so appealin',
that your eyes are not revealin'!
Oh, Miss Dougan, you're for me!

Other girls who approach me,
Are beautiful, gorgeous and gay!
But you're so gosh darn more inviting
Going the other way!

Vikki baby you move me,
In those far-out clothes!
But don't it get chilly flyin' home at night
When that cold cold tail-wind blows?

Vikki baby, you rock me,
Without you I'm bereft!
I'm hypnotized by those crazy eyes,
And that callipygian cleft!

Vikki baby, we're older,
My get up and go is gone
But when I see you walking down the street
Them buns still turn me on!

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Ho White Beer Campaign Earns Disney's Wrath

BLOWING smoke rings as she lies back in bed with seven semi-naked dwarves tucked alongside, it's Snow White like you've never seen before.

Now this risque version of the fairytale favourite, renamed "Ho White" to promote a local beer, has drawn the wrath of Disney.


The Jamieson's Raspberry Ale campaign, launched by brewers The Foundry online this week, features an adults-only take on the fairytale character, with dwarves named Filthy, Smarmy and Randy replacing Sleepy, Happy and Doc

An Australian beer advertisement has reportedly ticked off Disney because it features a Snow White lookalike lying in bed blowing smoke rings with seven undressed dwarves. The ad campaign for Jamieson Brewery's Raspberry Ale was created by the Australian advertising agency The Foundry to promote the beer as "anything but sweet" with a maiden they call "Ho White" and seven dwarves.

The Walt Disney Co., who licenses the usually wholesome character, quickly noticed The Foundry's online and print marketing, the Daily Telegraph reports. The Foundry said it had "a little bit of contact" with Disney over this adults-only version of Snow White.

The official Web site, anythingbutsweet.com.au, can no longer be accessed. The Foundry's Web site reportedly featured pictures of "Ho White" earlier this week but no longer does.


VIA Daily Telegraph and Slashfood

Funeral Visitation of Donna Mae Mims Seated Behind the Steering Wheel of a '79 Corvette


Maybe I will be viewed at my desk and computer watching TV

BRIDGEVILLE, Pa. – Donna Mae Mims, the first woman to win a Sports Car Club of America national championship in 1963, has died. She was 82.

Mims died Tuesday of complications following a stroke, said Aaron Beinhauer, director of Beinhauer Family Services, which is handling the arrangements.

Per her wishes, Mims' body was seated behind the steering wheel of a 1979 pink Corvette for visitation hours at the funeral home in McMurray, Pa. and, as part of her funeral more than 60 Corvettes are expected to be in the procession.


Refered to as the "Pink Lady" in a non-Nixonian way, Mims was an employee of Yenko Chevrolet and started racing in the late 1950s. By 1963 she was the SCCA National Champion, 45 years before Danica Patrick was the first woman to win an Indy Race, and in 1968 she raced in the inaugaral Cannonball Run in a giant pink Cadillac limo.

Obituary at http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09282/1004146-122.stm
The obituary is a more interesting read than what I have here


Photo Credits: Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, Associated Press / New York Times file
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