"I'm not wanted in this state."
"How many young women work here?"
"I didn't steal it; I just borrowed it."
"You touch somebody and they call it sexual harassment!"
"I've never heard such a stupid question."
"I have a problem with authority."
"What is your company's policy on Monday absences?"
"If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take the drug test?"
"If this doesn't work out can I call you to go out sometime?"
"I was fired from my last job because they were forcing me to attend anger management classes."
I need to check with my mom on that one."
"What is two weeks' notice? I've never quit a job before, I've always been fired."
And my favorite from the list:
"May I have a cup of coffee? I think I may still be a little drunk from last night."
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