Is there any other news in the world?

Have all wars stopped? Has crime gone away? Have politicians stopped doing whatever the hell it is they do? Is anything happening that isn’t related to Michael Jackson? Anywhere?

Even FOX 'news?' has MJ reports non-stop-around-the-clock and almost everyone seems to be ignoring the fact they were reporting just a few ago around the clock that he was a pervert.

And...he is still dead.